Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

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Sep 16, 2020 5:00 PM EDT

Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

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    Text - 7:08 1 Saved 14.6K Comments 三个 What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? in AskReddit by indurative-conseils ↑ 70.2K O 91% 1.8y [deleted] 1 50.0K 7 1.8y ... Say what you want about deaf people. sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 2 17 replies were deleted :( More Info _Twas_Ere_ ↑ 1.1K 1.8y 0.. What? tomhas10 1 1.3K 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE. RealSpleefy 1 452 1.8y ... What? DoodleGaming 1 671 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE HAimTheBusDriver 1966 1.8y ... BUTTLIC
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    Text - sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 1.8y You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes LetGoMyLegHoe ↑ 21.2K S 8 A blind prostitute told me I had the biggest dick she had ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg 1.8y
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    Text - Mjh132 ↑ 40.6K O 8 8 1.8y A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
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    Text - FrigidFlames ↑ 26.9K S 2 1.8y What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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    Text - BrandonHawes13 1 22.2K 49 ... 1.8y Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so l'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive."
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    Text - Puchojenso 1↑ 21.1K A S 3 1.8y ... A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, s
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    Font - Cup_of_Madness 1 20.4K 1 1.8y I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work.
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    Font - spiderbabyinapram 1 20.3K S 5 1.8y Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?
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    Text - Shenanuggins ↑ 19.3K 1.8y They say smoking kills, but it cures salmon.
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    Text - GODXSENDXDEATH ↑ 18.4K 3 1 1.8y What was E.T short for? Because he had little legs.
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    Text - TheWrongFusebox 1 17.7K 1 1.8y Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's in his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K / S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.
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    Text - illiteratetoe ↑ 17.7K 1.8y What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? Im a cashew
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    Font - Marooned6 1 17.4K A O 2 1.8y What do we want? "Airplane noises!" When do we want them? "Nyeow!"
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    Font - jenro1 1 17.0K O 2 1.8y Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "you man the gun, l'll drive."
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    Text - ronin1066 1 16.1K / O 1 1.8y ... What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick EDIT: If anyone's not sure what is brown and sticky, this thread is for you! Black-Thirteen ↑ 10.2K O 1 1.8y ... What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. 73 replies were deleted :( More Info glennert 1 2.5K 1.8y What's a yellow and fuzzy thing you can stand on? A baby chick. Edit: don't know how to phrase it correctly, not my first language. amybris 1 1.6K 1 1.8y ... What's
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